{"product_id":"the-pickleball-doll","title":"The Pickleball Doll","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhether you're a seasoned pickleball champ or just got peer-pressured into a league by your neighbor Karen, one truth unites us all: some games end in glory—others in rage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEnter the Pickleball Dammit Doll, your new court-side coping mechanism. Designed for players who take their dinks personally and their unforced errors emotionally, this hilarious stress relief doll captures both sides of the game.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe front features a pristine pickleball court, complete with bright balls, a hopeful paddle, and that sweet, sweet illusion that this is going to be your match. Flip it over, and reality sets in. The back is pure pickleball carnage: crushed balls, a snapped paddle, spilled water bottles, and one poor visor that clearly met its end mid-rally. There’s even graffiti in the non-volley zone that screams what your partner should’ve heard: “STAY OUT OF THE KITCHEN.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSewn into the back is a special pickleball-themed version of the classic Dammit Doll poem, tailored for when your serve barely clears the net and the other team keeps dropping perfect dinks like it’s a conspiracy.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dammit Dolls","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53514445848915,"sku":"DDL000742U","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0757\/9693\/9091\/files\/The-Pickleball-Doll-ToylandEU-59944917893459.jpg?v=1778857357","url":"https:\/\/toylandeu.com\/products\/the-pickleball-doll","provider":"ToylandEU","version":"1.0","type":"link"}